Uwe Boll, director (if you call it that) of steaming piles of brown stuff such as House Of The Dead et al, has been rumoured to direct the movie adaptation of Metal Gear Solid.

Now call me crazy, but surely Sony would like to make money from this venture?



Hideo, would you let an incontient tramp drive your Ferrari?

Thought not. Thankfully this rumour is the same as Mr Boll's films. Bull.



Hideo, daddy of all things geary and solidy, has expressly denied this rumour.